Give him the Stick! - In Color!

From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 20, 2007 7:25 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

Made out with _____ again last night; damn she’s great, and clumsy! Are you fully recovered from the chump attack of the other night?

From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 20, 2007 8:49 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

no. i am not. and i'm sure that won't be the last i hear of ______ who is somehow convinced that we're dating.

and on top of all that, this dude that i fooled around with in _____ is calling and wants to come stay with me for the weekend. i've known him all of 3 days...which is cool for fooling around but a weekend trip!? god, so now i have to tell him what's up.

it never ends.

From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 20, 2007 8:56 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

Ha! That exact thing happened to me!!! Ahh, _______!

From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 20, 2007 8:57 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

what did you do?

From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 20, 2007 9:01 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

I let her come visit, seemed like a good idea. Why not? Of course when I went back out there this spring and crashed at her place the results were disastrous, you remember that story...

From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 20, 2007 9:07 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

sort of. i don't know if i want to let the guy come out. he's cool and all but if he's already acting like this...what will go down after a weekend together?! i've never met a guy so gung-ho about starting up a long distance thing.

From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 20, 2007 9:26 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

Yeah, that is weird. ________ wasn’t looking for a thing just a fling. But that didn’t stop her from sobbing for 45 minutes when I went out there…

Recommendation: give him the stick.

Get rid of him.

From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 20, 2007 9:33 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

yeah...that's what i was thinking. i feel bad though.

but seriously, when i stop and think, "how did this happen?", i can't think of anything. i'm just being me. my mom calls it "the web".

From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 20, 2007 9:44 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

I don’t remember you saying you shagged him. That is certainly a sticky web you are weaving then. You have a few locals ensnared as well.

The Boss-switch is stuck on “ON”

From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 20, 2007 9:48 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

some things are better left unsaid.

i don't boss and tell.

besides, i truly feel that these matters are irrelevant. regardless of the level of output/put-out, they still act crazy.

From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 20, 2007 12:20 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

True, true, true…

Did you hang with ______ last night?

Pool party tomorrow?

From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 20, 2007 12:28 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

i did, we cooked and swapped stories/pics from our trips.

i work tomorrow.

From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 20, 2007 12:30 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

Good deal, you had mentioned maybe taking the night off. I’m going with my brother and niece….

From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 20, 2007 12:30 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

i was going to and then ______ reminded me that next wednesday is her ______...have to get that night off instead.

From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 20, 2007 12:34 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

It is indeed, what are we going to do for it? Something tells me Mohitotinis will be somehow involved…

From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 20, 2007 12:36 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

______ mixed me a new drink (for me anyway) last night. might be havin' those. not sure what else...but it might be combined with ______'s as well.

another baby in the office.

From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 20, 2007 12:39 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

now the baby is crying.

From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 20, 2007 12:41 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

Give him the stick!

From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 20, 2007 12:42 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

the BABY!?

i don't even really know what you mean by that anyway. is it kinda of like swatting?

From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 20, 2007 12:46 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

That is what I was thinking, but the added bonus with babies is that if they start gnawing at the stick, that will keep then quiet too…

From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 20, 2007 12:51 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

true. do you think the hungry hipster would gnaw on it? gnaw. gnaw. fun word!

i CANNOT focus today. nothing is getting done.