Subject Heading Battle

From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 9:33 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: let's get it started in here...

Good morning dear.

Did you get convinced to go to the England swings? I must admit they have a sweet flyer….



From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 9:38 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: pour me a drink and i'll tell you some lies

i am convinced that it'll be better than the tribute show however, i'm roped into that crap.

nap time is nigh.


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 9:50 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: morning will come when i'm not ready.

OK, cool. I’m going to try not to go either. Those ladies can make an awfully enticing argument though….



There is talk of Dim Sum with ______, _ + _. for lunch as well… That actually sounds good.

Your _______ friend seems cool; you guys have to get cracking on that. Who is your web designer?


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 9:55 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: ________________________

so you are NOT going to the t rock?!

ok, yeah i know. i can't explain how frustrated i am with our "designer"...who was there last night. i also sent some stuff to my other friend ______ who is awesome but is in the midst of planning a wedding. i'm stumped.


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 10:01 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: fire up the shoesaw

No, I’m trying not to go. I should still be able to hang out later if you’d like, perhaps the ___ could be convinced to swing by for ____ _____ after the show. Tell ghost stories in the _____ ___…

I’ve got a designer, cheap and not overly busy. And some of the hottest girl punk style you have ever seen.


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 10:05 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: rockin' this town like a moldy crouton

cool. yeah...___ sounds good. i'm hoping that i make it past the show...maybe i'll catch a wind or 2.

who's your designer? how cheap is cheap? i am starting to come to grips with the fact that we may need to shell out the dough.


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 10:20 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: Re: Tard

Her name is _________ (___). Good friend of mine and total hottie. She was working at a corporate design place called _______ ________, is now doing freelance / contract work. I’m sure she’ll give you a sweet deal. I’ll make sure she does.

You may have seen her around as well, she looks like _______. She is actually in the background on the latest picture posted in my comment on myspace. When she gets online I’ll ask her about your project.

What sorts of features are you looking for?


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 10:25 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Tard (AWESOME!!!)

oh, yeah i have seen her around. ummmm right now we'd love someone to actually just do our logo. we have the idea...just need someone to actually execute it and make it a reality. so actually, i should probably start searching for a _______ ________. the thing is this...our friend was going to help us for free, which limited things. she was going to design a logo, help with cards and marketing tools and basically help jazz up a blog template. if we actually pay someone, it changes the whole ballgame.

ugh, seriously...so pissed about all this whistlin' dixie with the project.


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 10:38 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: dancing on the backs of the bruised

You had been kicking my ass in the subject game, very impressive. I had to pull out something special.

I’ll talk to ___ about it. I have some other people too but they would be more money. Ever heard of ____ ______? He was supposed to stencil / spray paint my new speakers….


What is the idea?


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 10:43 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: groove is in the heart

well, in general it's 2 images with our name...______________________________ ___________________________ _______________ cards and wherever. kind of ______ style.


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 10:52 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: infant freebasing

You know how I feel about ______! Get IN my ironic guerilla art!

Sounds cool

OK, one further idea. If you go for the _______ motif you ABSOLUTELY need to get some ______ _____. Every time you take someone’s ______ you ___ ____ _____ on the _______ in front of them…


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 10:59 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: visual whiskey

I was not aware of your feelings for _______ but am please that you share the love.

DAMN...THAT IDEA ROX!!!!! you are too good.

i have lost the will to work. i am going to whistle dixie all day.


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 11:19 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: territorial pissing

That Idea more than ROX honey. No one will ever stop you from doing it, as you will have an official-looking ______, the stuff washes off in the rain and it will scare the bejesus out of _____ and _____ the when they see then start to appear. You should make sure you put one the wash ave bridge and outside of everyday people as a sort of call to arms!


You could make poster ones for the skyways…


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 11:22 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: i left my wallet in El Segundo

hell yes! i'm totally tagging Espresso Royale!

and as for the skyways...perhaps right on the glass!?


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 11:29 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: IF YOU SUFFER FROM A SNAKE BITE, PLEASE NOTIFY THE NEAREST FLIGHT ATTENDANT.

Did we talk about this? Did you see the ______ he dedicated to me?


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 11:33 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie

yup. i saw it. i also like the comment left about you having a point. SNAP


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 2:20 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: True Love; False Idols

Got a text from ___ while I was in my one-on-one with my manager

“let me know if you can take a break

from work 2 drive me 2 hcmc! I smashed

my face in last night on my bike

I gotta get stitches or something!”



From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 2:22 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: for relaxing times, make it Santori time

HOLY CRAP! that sucks. you should take her.


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 2:27 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: I strive for _____ ____________ every day. If you believe I've gone above and beyond, please visit _______ today!

Of course! I would have in a heartbeat but she got a ride before I got out of my meeting. I talked to her a bit though, sounds like she got f-ed up!!! I’m going to have her come over tonight for a movie and strong drinks. You should totally stop by after Neil!


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 2:32 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: the "______ of ___" indeed!

what happened to her? did she get hit by a careless driver? riding bikes is scary!


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 2:35 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: i am ten ninja

She crashes all the time, too drunk too late and going to fast. This is the first bad facial though.


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 2:38 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: E=Mc2

ouch...i wonder if she broke her nose or lost an eye?! i would be mad if i jacked up my face.


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 2:41 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: the glass is half broken

Maybe a nose, still has the peepers. She said “at least I’m not a model”


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 2:43 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: lick the marmot

wow, bummer. does she have a BF?

p.s. how else are you wasting your time today? i think we need to work on our resumes.


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 2:52 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: cassettes won't listen

I think I’m the closest thing she has to a BF these days, bummer I’m so superficial.

I had super long meeting with boss, then went for Dim Sum with _, _ and ______.

Resume workout is def in order!!!


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 2:58 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: Jon Benet dossier

there is a baby crying in a cube somewhere on this floor.


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 3:26 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: "Shhh! I heard it again, i think it's comming from _that_ way"

That’s disgusting.


OK, I’m about out of here, call me later. I think I may have won this round of Subject battle, but you had some amazing stuff and some of mine was recycled.

We begin again on Monday.


TOP 5

1. RE: Tard
2. the glass is half broken
3. ___________________________
4. pour me a drink and i'll tell you some lies
5. I strive for ____ ________ every day. If you believe I've gone above and beyond, please visit ____________/ today!

What’s your list?


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 3:49 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: "Shhh! I heard it again, i think it's comming from _that_ way"

i agree. you were stellar. a lot of mine were quotes, song lines and recycled quips. monday i start anew!

ok my top 5 are

1. RE: Tard

2.infant freebasing

3.lick the marmot

4.Jon Benet dossier

5.the glass is half broken