Chump is the opposite of Boss.

From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 9:18 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: the boss is back in the office
...but has her elbows firmly on the table.

i hope to have time this afternoon to regale you with stories from out West.

it's good to be back but this work thing sucks.


From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 9:35 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
The female drone places her elbows on the table and presents herself to the corporate world.

So yeah, it happened again….

___+___


From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 9:42 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
ARE YOU FCUKING KIDDING ME?!

she has been back for one day!!!!!! how did this happen?


From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 9:46 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
Twerp is the opposite of boss, he called her when she was _____. He didn’t even know she was out there, they talked, he has totally changed. She’s going to give it another chance.

I may not…


From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 9:48 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
I hate to say it but...he isn't the only one who is "not boss".



From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 9:51 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
I was really expecting more of that girl. Its really disappointing this time.

Enough of that! Keep working on the Winnebago, I have a couple of uses for it!


From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 9:57 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
i'll do my best with the Winnebago. Perhaps you should join in the persuasion? we are planning on checking out a show this Friday.

as far as expectations...well, she has a lot to learn.

such as..."i've totally changed" = i have attempted to and/or slept with every woman i possibly could since we broke up and now i'm ready to be coddled once again.

CHUMP


From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 10:04 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
I’m down, what show?

The date has been set for the 8th annual NE Bicycle Bar Tour. A mobile command unit would be quite a coup. We should also find a day trip music festival. Willie Nelson? Alpine Valley? I’m not sure if I’m ready for the week long trek to Winnipeg though…


From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 10:08 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
Friday night, 7th Street Entry...
Daughters of the Sun & Spiritual Mansions.

not sure if it would be your thing but _______ seems to dig the bands...either because they are good or cute...maybe both? i like the Entry...it's pretty low key.

I could do Willie...i will start researching other trips this weekend. i'm sure we can find something awesome that is 6 hours of driving or less. we could also take the Empire Builder to Chicago for shows.


From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 10:19 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office

MEGABUS!


From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 10:36 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office

MEGABOSS


From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 11:00 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
Willie is at We Fest; could be Boss, might be really, really chump. Of course it’s the same weekend as everything else, hadn’t noticed that…


From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 11:17 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
i don't know if i can stomach WE Fest. have you checked out Moondance Jam!? we could have an entire WT weekend!


From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 11:26 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
Actually do you think we could get away with parking that thing downtown? I was thinking about doing the 24 hours of music that day. Well I guess all I need is my phone the morning of the 13th…

And moondance? Which day? all so good and So bad!


From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 11:34 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office

http://www.moondancejam.com/

unfortunately, it is right before my mom comes into town for a week. i will be up north from July 14 through the 21st.

dude, we'll be lucky if we can actually use the Winnebago. i might actually have to sweeten up her paps...it's his.

From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 11:45 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: Saccharin Smile
Up North? Where to?


From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 11:49 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office

The Emperor card is the "Who's the boss?" card. It is an important question. The meaning of the card includes being in control over your environment, your body, your temper, your instincts, your love life. This is not the time to give into the unconscious, not the time to let yourself be controlled by others wants and needs. It is a card that gives the Querent permission to be aggressive, brave, bold and in command. The Emperor could be a father or father figure, leader or employer, either a demanding tyrant or a charismatic king. If the card stands for the Querent, he/she should think about whether their Empire has become an unwelcome chore and if it has, are they now a bad leader, demanding, unreasonable, unhappy. It might be time to abdicate the throne.

From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 1:17 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
i will not abdicate the throne!


From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 1:18 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Saccharin Smile
we are heading up to _____ to stay in these really groovy cabins on Lake Superior.


From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 1:19 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: Saccharin Smile
That is right….

Now I’m off to lunch…

Pancho Villa!


From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 3:12 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
Never! Back from Nachos and a pair of margaritas. I’m feeling it a tad… mostly in the full department.

You should text me when you get off work tonight, I may be on a date and in search of rescuing…

Apparently there is a big party Friday as well…. And I’m seriously going to go watch RAD this Saturday.


From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 3:14 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
date!? are you going out with crazy again?

what party?

What is RAD?


From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 3:22 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office

A party for that weird guy with glasses ____ always hangs with.

No crazy, but [crazy] did send me three txts today. Crazy. This gal seems normal aside from meeting her at ______…

From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 3:31 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
oh, ok. i know who he is.

tell her to get bent!

a ______ hook up? interesting.


From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 3:44 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
yeah, she is definitely driving that crazy train.

well, in the last year or so nobody that i have dated has lasted 3 weeks without getting the ol' heave ho. and anyone with any boss knows to give it a damn rest after 2 unanswered attempts at contact. 3 weeks...well she has no boss.


From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 3:47 PM
To: Bossette
Subject:RE: the boss is back in the office
I didn’t tell you that her tranny friend was there at _____ last week. She walked right up to me and said “I’m sorry, _____ is crazy”

I said “yes, she is.”

Then I told her to stand up straight, and to request “I wanna be your dog” from the DJ.


From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 3:58 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
wow. you showed that tranny who's boss!

what else happened while i was gone?


From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 4:12 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
Thusday was wild and so much fun. I went to the symphony, then to Harvey’s for 3 dollar vodka-red bulls. Then to ______. I ran into this gal at the symphony that I was really close to calling and asking to go there anyway. She met us up at ______ as well as the _______, and a roving birthday party for a friend of mine. I got pretty drunkie, especially after 2 bootleggers at Brits to start.

Friday I hit a work happyhour with ___, she has kinda become my work GF, it freaks out the suits, especially when she wears see through silt tank tops, she looked pretty boss but I had to keep standing so my shadow would fall across her chest. ___ and I grilled a bit and I got a dissertation about some sort of tai chi fighting style by her roommate. Met ______ at home and then she and I went down to the 400 for the national. We promptly ran into How-Bad-Do-You-Want-To-Be-My-Boyfriend Girl, we didn’t have tickets so we sneaked in with HBDYWTBMB drank a pair of 24oz. Bud tallboys and talked anal sex and why we never hooked up. After that we ran across ____, ________________, ____ the _________ and everyone’s fav rollerskater making a movie for the 48 hour film fest. Grabbed some beers from them and then headed home…

Saturday was a total shit-show which involved me trying to sell a child and then making him cry.

From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 4:17 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
jesus. if i had time to compose a retort i would but i'm off to work.

tomorrow i will tell you about getting drunk off red wine while spending the day in a nudist hot springs and almost getting attacked by bats, having my brain abducted by aliens in new mexico and the many observations i made about people who live in colorado.

Gay Cowboys in Spandex Shorts

From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2007 9:25 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: the plight of the Bluefin Tuna
last night i had a dream that we were spooning.

also, some thugs were trying to steal my laptop but i made a quick getaway on my rollerblades!? and i was REALLY good on them.

i think _____ was in there somewhere too...probably being a jerk.

anyway. all this work is bringing me down.


From: Bossman
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2007 10:06 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: Re: the plight of the Bluefin Tuna

Gimme Tree Fishes!

That’s a pretty good dream; you did better than I did. ____ is so boss, I didn’t stand a chance. In fact we laughed about how she keeps sending me home without spoon.

Rollerblades keep coming up but I can’t seem to find mine!

I posted three more strings for your edit…


From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2007 10:09 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the plight of the Bluefin Tuna
____ is a doll face...so sweet. which makes her even more boss.

i haven't rollerbladed in like 2 years. i know where they are though. i am going to get some spandex shorts and start rollerblading all over Uptown.

i am hoping to get to the editing after lunch today.


From: Bossman
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2007 10:34 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the plight of the Bluefin Tuna
____ and I are weird; I think if she didn’t smoke or I did, we’d probably date. Things just happen to quickly in my life for her and vice versa. She has some great friends though. It’s odd meeting all these social groups that are so tight and loyal. So foreign to me and mine.


From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2007 10:36 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the plight of the Bluefin Tuna
so you think she's not dating you because you're a nonsmoker? do you guys really not date women because they smoke? i'm screwed.

yeah, good friends are where it's at. mine are all getting married and moving away.


From: Bossman
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2007 10:43 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the plight of the Bluefin Tuna
No, she smokes pot is what I mean. It’s a culture clash. She’s too unreliable and is always late.


From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2007 10:45 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the plight of the Bluefin Tuna
ha-ha! i totally agree. i can deal with the "recreational" use of it but the habitual smoking is too much.

do you think we have hang-ups as drinkers?


From: Bossman
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2007 10:52 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the plight of the Bluefin Tuna
I think being drinkers vs. non drinkers is a question of momentum. Things start out slow but then things get louder, wilder, and decision become questionable. See-> TML.

OMB!!! Willie Nelson!!!
There's many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas;
There's many a young boy who feels things he don't comprehend.
Well small town don't like it when somebody falls between sexes,
No, small town don't like it when a cowboy has feelings for men.
Well I believe in my soul that inside every man there's a feminine,
And inside every lady there's a deep manly voice loud and clear.
Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he does with his women,
But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer.

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other
What did you think those saddles and boots was about?
There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother,
Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out.
Ten men for each woman was the rule way back when on the prairie,
And somehow those cowboys must have kept themselves warm late at night.
Cowboys are famous for getting riled up about fairies,
But I'll tell you the reason a big strong man gets so uptight:

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other
That's why they wear leather, and Levi's and belts buckled tight.
There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother;
There's many a cowboy who's more like a lady at night.
Well there's always somebody who says what the others just whisper,
And mostly that someone's the first one to get shot down dead:
When you talk to a cowboy don't treat him like he was a sister
Don't mess with the lady that's sleepin' in each cowboy's head.

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other
Even though they take speed and drive pickups and shoot their big guns;
There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother;
There's many a cowboy who keeps quiet about things he's done.


From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2007 10:57 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the plight of the Bluefin Tuna
ok, real quick bidness issue....all of the posts are being posted by bossman because you put them there. i posted the 23rd. check and see if i got everything.

indeed. i am a fan of the crescendo.

From: Bossman
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2007 11:01 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the plight of the Bluefin Tuna
I gave it a quick look through, looks good. If you want me to send you a couple that are cleaned up and reordered I can so you can have you name on them that is fine, or perhaps I’ll log in as you this afternoon. It doesn’t really matter to me… It is definitely a collaboration, bossette should def have posts…

But really, we need to make fake names for everyone…


From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2007 11:10 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the plight of the Bluefin Tuna
which ever is fine with me. just gotta have her in there somewhere.

the names should be natural and not contrived. they will come to us and we will know that they are right.


From: Bossman
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2007 12:48 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the plight of the Bluefin Tuna
As the better blogger, Bossette will certainly be responsible for raining our awareness by spreading the sass to other blog sites.


From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2007 1:59 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the plight of the Bluefin Tuna
we have IM here now. you?


From: Bossman
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2007 2:01 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the plight of the Bluefin Tuna
Netsend? It used to work for us…

You and I can talk in G-Chat?


From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2007 2:02 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the plight of the Bluefin Tuna
No, AOL. we've all definitely learned to abuse it to the fullest over here.

haven't tried the G Chat.