Gay Cowboys in Spandex Shorts

From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2007 9:25 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: the plight of the Bluefin Tuna
last night i had a dream that we were spooning.

also, some thugs were trying to steal my laptop but i made a quick getaway on my rollerblades!? and i was REALLY good on them.

i think _____ was in there somewhere too...probably being a jerk.

anyway. all this work is bringing me down.


From: Bossman
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2007 10:06 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: Re: the plight of the Bluefin Tuna

Gimme Tree Fishes!

That’s a pretty good dream; you did better than I did. ____ is so boss, I didn’t stand a chance. In fact we laughed about how she keeps sending me home without spoon.

Rollerblades keep coming up but I can’t seem to find mine!

I posted three more strings for your edit…


From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2007 10:09 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the plight of the Bluefin Tuna
____ is a doll face...so sweet. which makes her even more boss.

i haven't rollerbladed in like 2 years. i know where they are though. i am going to get some spandex shorts and start rollerblading all over Uptown.

i am hoping to get to the editing after lunch today.


From: Bossman
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2007 10:34 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the plight of the Bluefin Tuna
____ and I are weird; I think if she didn’t smoke or I did, we’d probably date. Things just happen to quickly in my life for her and vice versa. She has some great friends though. It’s odd meeting all these social groups that are so tight and loyal. So foreign to me and mine.


From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2007 10:36 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the plight of the Bluefin Tuna
so you think she's not dating you because you're a nonsmoker? do you guys really not date women because they smoke? i'm screwed.

yeah, good friends are where it's at. mine are all getting married and moving away.


From: Bossman
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2007 10:43 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the plight of the Bluefin Tuna
No, she smokes pot is what I mean. It’s a culture clash. She’s too unreliable and is always late.


From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2007 10:45 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the plight of the Bluefin Tuna
ha-ha! i totally agree. i can deal with the "recreational" use of it but the habitual smoking is too much.

do you think we have hang-ups as drinkers?


From: Bossman
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2007 10:52 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the plight of the Bluefin Tuna
I think being drinkers vs. non drinkers is a question of momentum. Things start out slow but then things get louder, wilder, and decision become questionable. See-> TML.

OMB!!! Willie Nelson!!!
There's many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas;
There's many a young boy who feels things he don't comprehend.
Well small town don't like it when somebody falls between sexes,
No, small town don't like it when a cowboy has feelings for men.
Well I believe in my soul that inside every man there's a feminine,
And inside every lady there's a deep manly voice loud and clear.
Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he does with his women,
But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer.

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other
What did you think those saddles and boots was about?
There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother,
Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out.
Ten men for each woman was the rule way back when on the prairie,
And somehow those cowboys must have kept themselves warm late at night.
Cowboys are famous for getting riled up about fairies,
But I'll tell you the reason a big strong man gets so uptight:

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other
That's why they wear leather, and Levi's and belts buckled tight.
There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother;
There's many a cowboy who's more like a lady at night.
Well there's always somebody who says what the others just whisper,
And mostly that someone's the first one to get shot down dead:
When you talk to a cowboy don't treat him like he was a sister
Don't mess with the lady that's sleepin' in each cowboy's head.

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other
Even though they take speed and drive pickups and shoot their big guns;
There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother;
There's many a cowboy who keeps quiet about things he's done.


From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2007 10:57 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the plight of the Bluefin Tuna
ok, real quick bidness issue....all of the posts are being posted by bossman because you put them there. i posted the 23rd. check and see if i got everything.

indeed. i am a fan of the crescendo.

From: Bossman
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2007 11:01 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the plight of the Bluefin Tuna
I gave it a quick look through, looks good. If you want me to send you a couple that are cleaned up and reordered I can so you can have you name on them that is fine, or perhaps I’ll log in as you this afternoon. It doesn’t really matter to me… It is definitely a collaboration, bossette should def have posts…

But really, we need to make fake names for everyone…


From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2007 11:10 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the plight of the Bluefin Tuna
which ever is fine with me. just gotta have her in there somewhere.

the names should be natural and not contrived. they will come to us and we will know that they are right.


From: Bossman
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2007 12:48 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the plight of the Bluefin Tuna
As the better blogger, Bossette will certainly be responsible for raining our awareness by spreading the sass to other blog sites.


From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2007 1:59 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the plight of the Bluefin Tuna
we have IM here now. you?


From: Bossman
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2007 2:01 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the plight of the Bluefin Tuna
Netsend? It used to work for us…

You and I can talk in G-Chat?


From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2007 2:02 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the plight of the Bluefin Tuna
No, AOL. we've all definitely learned to abuse it to the fullest over here.

haven't tried the G Chat.