A Lactard, A Glutard, A vegetarian and a half, and a pregnant woman.

From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 9:07 AM
To: Bossman
Subject:

i am the most hungover i have EVER been. i gotta go home.

From: Bossman

Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 9:32 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: Edible Platitudes

An new office girl who I have never spoken to has been calling me cupcake via email.

From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 9:33 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

wow. impressive.

From: Bossman

Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 9:34 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

This morning she said I was a peach. An improvement over calling me a “butthead” last week.

Or is it?

From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 9:36 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

i don't know. i've never called anyone a peach. either way she seems to be really into coming up with nicknames for you...which takes energy and thought.

From: Bossman

Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 9:38 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

I think she might be a weirdo. She had a sexy bruise on her arm that was clearly a thumbprint 2 weeks ago…

More serious matters. How did it go? Are you boss?

From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 9:42 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

sounds like something fun to do at work! she sounds intriguing.

last night was CRAZY. totally incredible, it's the stuff of movies man. so, i guess i'm boss.? i kind of wish i hadn't gotten so damn drunk, that's for sure. being wasted automatically deducts from bossness.

From: Bossman

Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 9:47 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

I haven’t even contemplated a work seduction, at least not in a while.

I can’t wait for the full report, but it seems at least you can put _____ to rest?

From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 9:54 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

you are lucky. there is not a soul here that i even consider fantasizing about. which is a shame considering all the elevators.

full report you shall get. anytime. the whole thing is blowing my mind right now and i definitely need to spill.

yeah, i'm satisfied. it is resting peacefully.

From: Bossman

Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 10:06 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

I’m not super impressed with her. She lives in Delano and seems pretty dumb, but our interactions have been strictly via email and the occasional hello in the aisle. Today she asked to borrow headphones, a precursor to the “Thanks, you’re a peach”

You are hitting TnT with ______ tonight? Yes?

From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 10:11 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

weird. give her the preemptive stick.

well, i said i would go days before i got rip roaring drunk, stayed up till all hours of the morning drinking, smoking and debauchle-ating. so, we'll see. i need a nap in the worst way.

you?

i need your help today. if we don't keep talking, i might pass out.

From: Bossman

Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 10:24 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

Not going, may hit Transformers.

The office girl reminds me of a failed version of my XGF, kinda the same look but shorter, squatter, with a mix of facial and racial characteristics that has me utterly confused. She looks like a mutt.

From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 10:30 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

i don't really want to go. don't know tapes and tapes but am guessing they are just another watered down version of a good rock and roll band.

whoa dude, that is harsh.

From: Bossman

Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 10:39 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

Mutts can be lovable!

From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 10:40 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

i guess. but i would not be pleased to be referred to in such a manner.

From: Bossman

Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 10:42 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

Nor would she I’ll wager. Someone slipped it to the ______ ladies what my nickname for them was, ______ thought it was funny, _____ was irked, but not overly so. ____ was genuinely hurt it seems.

Aaaahhh… the twats!

From: Bossette

Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 10:45 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

they need to get over it. at least people are thinking/talking about them. it's a compliment.

From: Bossman

Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 10:50 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

Agreed, speaking of them. They are throwing a pretty big party Friday. ____ is spinning, we going?

We can certainly TMW after the dinner party instead…

From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 10:53 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

i know that it's your birthday and we should totally celebrate, however...my friends who are moving to california are having their going away party on Friday so I will definitely be making an appearance for that but i think it's kind of early...like 8 or 9. so, maybe i'll hit it up after that.

dinner party?

what do you have planned for your b day?

From: Bossman

Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 10:55 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

Crap! I knew I should have sent out proper invites…

I’ll be hosting a dinner party on Friday, 6-7 PM start. The most bizarre and complex menu ever formulated…

From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 11:02 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

i had NO idea! crap. well, i just checked the Evite for my friends party and its @ 8 at Grumpy's so i think i can be a little late for that.

bizarre menu? i'm scared. i'm assuming that you intended to invite me.

From: Bossman

Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 11:07 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

Yes of course the guestlist is very tight, only the bossest.

_____, ____, ___, My Brother + his GF, ____, ____, ___, ____ n ____.

One large table worth.

Menu for a Lactard, A Glutard, A vegetarian and a half, and a pregnant woman.

We’ll have color coded plates or something.

From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 11:36 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

sounds great. can i bring anything?

_____ is boss. she cracks me up. i just talked to her for a half hour on the phone and over the course of this half hour we decided that most people can be categorized as either with Skynard or with Neil Young. anyway...not as funny translated.

From: Bossman

Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 11:38 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

And which am i?

You don’t need to bring anything at all, wine is always appreciated of course, I’m opening a pair of killer bottles but we’ll need plenty.

From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 11:41 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

i knew you would ask that. i don't know, you might want to think about it. for example...when you can't figure out what to wear, do you ask yourself, "what would Leonard Skynard wear?" or do you just throw on whatever?

i'm betting you are more Skynard than not.

From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 1:01 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

i'm fading.

From: Bossman

Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 1:54 PM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

Sorry babe just got back from champions…

From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 1:56 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

ugh. i don't ever want to think about booze again. i cannot believe how drunk i was last night. god. i'm embarrassed..

From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 2:01 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

i'm definitely NOT going to the taste tonight. looks like it's going to pour anyway.

From: Bossman

Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 2:03 PM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

It is getting downright menacing here in south mpls. I just heard some thunder, we NEVER here thunder in the building…

From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 2:06 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

ooooh, sounds fun!

also, good for sleepin' which is what i'll be doing until _____ gets off work tonight.

From: Bossman

Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 2:34 PM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

That sounds great too.

I should probably nap and launder as well.

We got some rain, but no fireworks…

Lightening up now…

From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 3:21 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: holy bologna

get IN my trendy tee!

http://www.palmercash.com/product.asp?3=1064

From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 3:21 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

i totally effed up that string.

From: Bossman
Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 3:23 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: holy bologna

You sure did…

From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 3:22 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Edible Platitudes

http://www.palmercash.com/product.asp?3=216

LOVE IT

and the fcuking choir sings

From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, June 15, 2007 7:32 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: getting blogged
http://diariesofatrophywife.blogspot.com/

Got a text from ____ last night:
“I’m such an idiot”

-the fcuking choir…


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, June 15, 2007 8:41 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: getting blogged
don't be a chump my friend.


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, June 15, 2007 8:43 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: getting blogged
that blog is awesome...love the first comment. she kinda looks like _____!?


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, June 15, 2007 8:43 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: getting blogged

It IS [her]!!!!


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, June 15, 2007 8:44 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: getting blogged
NOOOOOOOO!

i'm in love with her.


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, June 15, 2007 8:47 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: getting blogged
The link was in an IM this morning. She is pretty damn boss.

I’m the Bossman; I ain’t no chump!


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, June 15, 2007 8:48 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: getting blogged
i know that you are boss. i just know when it comes to _____, sometimes the boss has a night off.

how did you respond?


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, June 15, 2007 8:49 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: getting blogged
Didn’t

;-)

From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, June 15, 2007 8:50 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: getting blogged
i'm sorry i underestimated your bossness. i owe you a drink.


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, June 15, 2007 11:30 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: getting blogged
speaking of that, when is it goin’ down tonight, I’m going to try to play tennis w/ my _____ after work. We still hitting that show? I think it’ll sell out maybe, looks like nice line-up. You are going to be downtown right?


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, June 15, 2007 1:06 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: getting blogged
ok, so ______ is coming over to my place around 9 or so and we're riding bikes up to the entry. so you can ride along with or meet us up there. _____ and some other folks will be up there too. should be good! is your ____ coming with you?


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, June 15, 2007 1:27 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: getting blogged
______ will probably have to go home to his ____ but I’ll ask him and we’ll def ride bikes.
The party tonight, should we decide to attend is at the sound gallery, over by _____. Could be cool, will be 5 bucks…


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, June 15, 2007 1:29 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: getting blogged
sounds good. shall i call you when i find out when ______ is coming over?

i plan on napping after happy hour.


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, June 15, 2007 1:42 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: getting blogged
Holy crap, there is another party. A crazy party. A huge party.

This will be an insane dance party.

From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, June 15, 2007 1:43 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: getting blogged
not sure if i'll be able to convince _______e to go to any of these parties...not her thing.

but i'm a free agent tonight. we'll see where the boss wave takes me.

____ing 'till the break of dawn.

From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, June 14, 2007 11:26 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: ankle grabbing
holy sh!t i am swamped. this is one hellish day...thinking about drinking already.


From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, June 14, 2007 1:36 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: ankle grabbing
I’m trying to be boss here at work too, but I keep coming up chump. I got tangled in a project that needs about 3 weeks of work yesterday, and we have to have it done by 9Am tomorrow. The fun part is no one else gets how screwed we are sop I keep jumping up and down and no one is listening.

I’m thinking about napping, and shopping.


From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, June 14, 2007 1:38 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: ankle grabbing
check out some of my pics from the trip since i haven't had time to tell you about it.

(link deleted)


From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, June 14, 2007 1:40 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: ankle grabbing
We are definitely drinking and hitting a show on Friday. Yes?
And coercing a camper for our summer fun.


From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, June 14, 2007 1:43 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: ankle grabbing
i will be DT for a bit for a coworker's happy birthday/hour and then i'll either go home and take a nap or a shower...depending. then definitely going out for a show/something.

i wouldn't doubt if ______ flakes out so we'll have a back up plan. she works until 9 or 10 and it's her on again/off again chump's last night in town.

either way...i can't wait.


From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, June 14, 2007 1:48 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: ankle grabbing
I can find us something as a backup for sure.


From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, June 14, 2007 1:49 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: ankle grabbing
ok. the show will be good regardless (i think). we can always get drunk and edit if all else fails.


From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, June 14, 2007 1:51 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: ankle grabbing

Funny, I read that as “get drunk and [____] if all else fails.” Didn’t sound bad either…


From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, June 14, 2007 1:53 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: ankle grabbing
HAH!!!

the whole evening can be a proverbial Mad Lib.

We'll meet up at[_______] and then [_______] till the break of day! we'll feel [_______] in the morning but we won't mind.