Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 9:18 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: the boss is back in the office
...but has her elbows firmly on the table.
i hope to have time this afternoon to regale you with stories from out West.
it's good to be back but this work thing sucks.
From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 9:35 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
The female drone places her elbows on the table and presents herself to the corporate world.
So yeah, it happened again….
___+___
From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 9:42 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
ARE YOU FCUKING KIDDING ME?!
she has been back for one day!!!!!! how did this happen?
From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 9:46 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
Twerp is the opposite of boss, he called her when she was _____. He didn’t even know she was out there, they talked, he has totally changed. She’s going to give it another chance.
I may not…
From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 9:48 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
I hate to say it but...he isn't the only one who is "not boss".
From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 9:51 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
I was really expecting more of that girl. Its really disappointing this time.
Enough of that! Keep working on the Winnebago, I have a couple of uses for it!
From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 9:57 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
i'll do my best with the Winnebago. Perhaps you should join in the persuasion? we are planning on checking out a show this Friday.
as far as expectations...well, she has a lot to learn.
such as..."i've totally changed" = i have attempted to and/or slept with every woman i possibly could since we broke up and now i'm ready to be coddled once again.
CHUMP
From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 10:04 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
I’m down, what show?
The date has been set for the 8th annual NE Bicycle Bar Tour. A mobile command unit would be quite a coup. We should also find a day trip music festival. Willie Nelson? Alpine Valley? I’m not sure if I’m ready for the week long trek to Winnipeg though…
From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 10:08 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
Friday night, 7th Street Entry...
Daughters of the Sun & Spiritual Mansions.
not sure if it would be your thing but _______ seems to dig the bands...either because they are good or cute...maybe both? i like the Entry...it's pretty low key.
I could do Willie...i will start researching other trips this weekend. i'm sure we can find something awesome that is 6 hours of driving or less. we could also take the Empire Builder to Chicago for shows.
From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 10:19 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
MEGABUS!
From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 10:36 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
MEGABOSS
From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 11:00 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
Willie is at We Fest; could be Boss, might be really, really chump. Of course it’s the same weekend as everything else, hadn’t noticed that…
From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 11:17 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
i don't know if i can stomach WE Fest. have you checked out Moondance Jam!? we could have an entire WT weekend!
From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 11:26 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
Actually do you think we could get away with parking that thing downtown? I was thinking about doing the 24 hours of music that day. Well I guess all I need is my phone the morning of the 13th…
And moondance? Which day? all so good and So bad!
From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 11:34 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
http://www.moondancejam.com/
unfortunately, it is right before my mom comes into town for a week. i will be up north from July 14 through the 21st.
dude, we'll be lucky if we can actually use the Winnebago. i might actually have to sweeten up her paps...it's his.
From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 11:45 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: Saccharin Smile
Up North? Where to?
From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 11:49 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 1:17 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
i will not abdicate the throne!
From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 1:18 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Saccharin Smile
we are heading up to _____ to stay in these really groovy cabins on Lake Superior.
From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 1:19 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: Saccharin Smile
That is right….
Now I’m off to lunch…
Pancho Villa!
From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 3:12 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
Never! Back from Nachos and a pair of margaritas. I’m feeling it a tad… mostly in the full department.
You should text me when you get off work tonight, I may be on a date and in search of rescuing…
Apparently there is a big party Friday as well…. And I’m seriously going to go watch RAD this Saturday.
From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 3:14 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
date!? are you going out with crazy again?
what party?
What is RAD?
From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 3:22 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
No crazy, but [crazy] did send me three txts today. Crazy. This gal seems normal aside from meeting her at ______…
From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 3:31 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
oh, ok. i know who he is.
tell her to get bent!
a ______ hook up? interesting.
From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 3:44 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
yeah, she is definitely driving that crazy train.
well, in the last year or so nobody that i have dated has lasted 3 weeks without getting the ol' heave ho. and anyone with any boss knows to give it a damn rest after 2 unanswered attempts at contact. 3 weeks...well she has no boss.
From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 3:47 PM
To: Bossette
Subject:RE: the boss is back in the office
I didn’t tell you that her tranny friend was there at _____ last week. She walked right up to me and said “I’m sorry, _____ is crazy”
I said “yes, she is.”
Then I told her to stand up straight, and to request “I wanna be your dog” from the DJ.
From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 3:58 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
wow. you showed that tranny who's boss!
what else happened while i was gone?
From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 4:12 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
Thusday was wild and so much fun. I went to the symphony, then to Harvey’s for 3 dollar vodka-red bulls. Then to ______. I ran into this gal at the symphony that I was really close to calling and asking to go there anyway. She met us up at ______ as well as the _______, and a roving birthday party for a friend of mine. I got pretty drunkie, especially after 2 bootleggers at Brits to start.
Friday I hit a work happyhour with ___, she has kinda become my work GF, it freaks out the suits, especially when she wears see through silt tank tops, she looked pretty boss but I had to keep standing so my shadow would fall across her chest. ___ and I grilled a bit and I got a dissertation about some sort of tai chi fighting style by her roommate. Met ______ at home and then she and I went down to the 400 for the national. We promptly ran into How-Bad-Do-You-Want-To-Be-My-Boyfriend Girl, we didn’t have tickets so we sneaked in with HBDYWTBMB drank a pair of 24oz. Bud tallboys and talked anal sex and why we never hooked up. After that we ran across ____, ________________, ____ the _________ and everyone’s fav rollerskater making a movie for the 48 hour film fest. Grabbed some beers from them and then headed home…
Saturday was a total shit-show which involved me trying to sell a child and then making him cry.
From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 4:17 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss is back in the office
jesus. if i had time to compose a retort i would but i'm off to work.
tomorrow i will tell you about getting drunk off red wine while spending the day in a nudist hot springs and almost getting attacked by bats, having my brain abducted by aliens in new mexico and the many observations i made about people who live in colorado.
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