Thursday, May 24, 2007

does "sooooooooooooo sexy" mean ugly?

From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 8:56 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: workin for the weekend

what's the worst thing about rollerblading?


From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 8:56 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend

Broken wrists?



From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 8:57 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend

telling your parents that you're gay.



From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 8:58 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend

Boss.
I’m free after 10 tomorrow…



From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 9:00 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend


what do you mean, "free"? are you done working at 10?


From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 9:01 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend


I have an engagement that will go until about ten. ____ is out of town, we could play at mine? That’s cheap, I still have tons of crappy wine…




From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 9:04 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend


sounds boss. i can't remember what i'll be doing until then...i'm sure it will come to me.
i get to watch a sweet "Diversity Training" video today.



From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 9:41 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend

I’m feeling so diverse right now.
I think it’s the acid wash jeans.



From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 9:42 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend


you have acid washed jeans!? i have an acid washed jacket but damn!

i am the epitome of diversity. people should just observe me for a day.



From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 10:14 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend

Circumstance robbed me of FOGO again.
So not boss.
Man, I hope it sunny this weekend, need to work on my Farmer’s tan.



From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 10:20 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend


i guess you'll have to get your meat fix elsewhere.
this month has been crap for sunny weekends. i have literally had one day in the sun. i need my vitamin D. plus, i look boss with a suntan.



From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 10:46 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend

I’m sure you do! You are looking a bit pasty on ________…
My Google calendar tells me best chance for sun is Sat and Monday.




From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 10:47 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend


that's cold blooded, boss.



From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 10:54 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend

My friend _____ is incensed that _____ made it in there… she wishes you great speed in launching _______.
How did the meeting go?



From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 10:58 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend

it went great. ________ is far more professional and creative. he took notes, did sketches and had a lot to contribute. he is getting _______ in August and is busy with planning, so that sucks but i know he'll come through. he is boss.

well, i think _______ is far more concerned with _____ _____ of hipsters/friends than highlighting individuality, which is why my _____ will be boss.



From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 11:04 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend


So are we hipsters or friends?

Did you see what someone wrote under my last ______ in there? Had to laugh…


From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 11:07 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend

That and I was ugly…

Must not have liked my facial boss.



From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 11:10 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend


does "sooooooooooooo sexy" mean ugly?


From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 11:17 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend

that was the _______ under the _____ of you at the ______ ____ party.




From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 11:23 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend


Oh wow, that is embarrassing…



From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 1:47 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend


that isn't embarrasing...it's BOSS.



From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 1:48 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend

______ isn’t copping to writing it either.
Was probably ________…



From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 3:18 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend


i'm bored out of my mind.
what are you doing to keep your self occupado?


From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 3:26 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend


www.qwantz.com



From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 3:29 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend

i also like the expressions on the T Rex's face...looks like he's gonna kill the other one.

No comments: