From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 7:43 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: Only a dollar a day...
I arrived to two more!
I think I told her to have a nice 4th, she replied with “U too Muffin ;)”
Then there was this…
Running total:
Cupcake
Peach
Cupcake
OH, and ultimate elbows on table day today….
From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 8:59 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
whoa!!! she is aggressive. hey, at least she's keeping things interesting.
i'm bored with this place. but elbows are still on. this is no way to continue celebrating my freedoms.
From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 9:05 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
I can get you that req. number for the job with _____, it posted. You could probably search _____ jobs as well, her program is called “________”
When I was feeling particularly cheesy I used to call my X from years ago “Sugarbacon.”
She loved it, typically she would respond “MMMmmmm…Bacon” Homer style..
From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 9:28 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
yeah, that would ROCK my face off. any other tips would be greatly appreciated too.
yeah, i have been both "sugar" and "cupcake" but nothing pork related.
From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 9:29 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
There will be a pregnant woman there tomorrow, grill her about her job…
From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 9:31 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
ok, done! i might not be 100% on top of my game though. as my manager here would say, maybe i should "step it up" a notch.
pffff. bullsh!t.
From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 9:54 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
Our Hero is a big fan of italo disco…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvstDQIG5Kk
From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 9:56 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
i wish i was that chick right now. HOT.
From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 9:57 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
I just LOVE that her boobs keep randomly popping out and they just keep rolling…
We need to find a pool Saturday…
From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 9:58 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
i have some WHACK meeting for the ______ @ 3 which is going to totally ruin my day.
the only pools i know of are in the burbs or at Watson's.
From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 9:59 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
Watson’s it IS then!!!
That is terrible.
I have to find an apartment on Saturday…
From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 10:01 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
it's hot and we need a pool!
i know it is. they meetings are always in the middle of the damn day, making it impossible to make any plans during the day.
hey, apt. hunting can be fun!
From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 10:03 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
Have you heard from your neighbors whether they are planning on hitting the twat party Friday night after dinner?
See some fireworks last night?
From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 10:04 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
i'm sure they will. i don't think i'll be going.
yup. it was awesome. scored rooftop access from some random. you?
From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 10:05 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
Went to a friend’s and drank beer and watched a movie…
From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 10:06 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
did you feel free?
From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 10:10 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
Free from patriotic social norms!?!? Damn straight!!!
From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 10:12 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
awesome. i celebrated my freedoms to the fullest. so i'm a little tuckered out today.
From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 12:31 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
god. i am so BORED here. it's hard to stay awake.
must get this other job.
From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 12:35 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
I’m still getting bent over, but I’m in surprisingly good spirits!
I’m pretty sure this is unrelated but I’m having dinner with ______ tonight…
Tomorrow’s feast should be pretty awesome! ______ and I worked on the menu and went shopping yesterday…
From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 12:36 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
well, you must like your job in some capacity because this is torture over here.
what the eff is going on with you too? sounds confusing.
i am looking forward to tomorrow for sure!
From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 12:50 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
I really wish I knew what was going on, she is definitely pulling away, which is fine I guess. I got her a real nice b-day present, it will be interesting to see how she reacts. I guess it’ll open dialogue at any rate…
I like her but I’m patient. She’ll be bosser in time…
From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 12:53 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
i think you are crazy.
From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 12:54 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
Part time chump
From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 12:56 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
i guess. what exactly are you waiting for?
From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 12:58 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
Good question, let’s just say that after her recent return to the twerp, how ever brief it was, changed the timetable a bit. Perhaps ad infinitum.
From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 1:05 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
are you really that into her?
From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 1:18 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
Sometimes, we had a pretty special relationship when she was dealing with the twerp and I was regaling her with stories about my tragic loves…
I can’t stress the disappointment of her going back to him the last time.
I guess I’m waiting for someone to impress me again, maybe it’ll be her, maybe it will be someone else. There are a lot of chumps out there, not many bosses.
Perhaps it’s time to track down _____ ___ ____….
Jivamukti Yoga instructor, garden designer, owner of boss shoes…
From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 1:22 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
i'm picking up what you're laying down. do you what you feel in your heart...it's the only thing that you can do. you'll know when enough is enough. or i'll slap the zen into you.
From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 1:24 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
I was at an art auction and this ____ chick bid 9500 bucks on a piece. While money certainly isn’t something I look for, I must admit it was damned sexy…
From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 2:49 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
the chump in the cube over just mentioned watching "Entourage" and his "Nintendo Wii" in one sentence.
i want to fling my body over the building today.
From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 2:52 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
God that is chump.
Actually I don’t know what is worse. I guess Brooklyn’s EX stars in that, and even he is chump. Needless to say she get’s pretty annoyed seeing his ads plastered all over southern Manhattan.
From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 2:55 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Only a dollar a day...
the show is worse.
____ got it on Nexflix and i tried my damndest, after only being able to stomach one and a half episodes, to not write a scathing letter to Jeremy Piven and the writers/producers of that HACK show. it's the worst.
and from now on...it's on my list of "deal breakers".
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