Marmaduke is an Asshole

From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 9:07 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: jerks

i am unable to resist the sugary pastries placed before me this morning.. ay, i have fallen from grace.


From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 9:38 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: jerks


Indeed. Temptation comes in many forms. I pray that mine will include a happy hour pitcher of beer at noon.


From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 9:40 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: jerks



one more day of this BS my friend, one more day.

this afternoon i will work on the definition and other things. i am cranking out the work this morning.

did you do anything last night?


From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 9:49 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: jerks

Indeed I did! I was supposed to play tennis after work but it rained and we adjourned to Green Mill. From there I joined my ______ at Lyle’s where we played darts and had a Dinosaur Comics T-Shirt sighting.

Next stop was an after party for the documentary about the vampire gubernatorial at Stub n Herbs. The food was terrible and it was overcrowded with Aussies for some reason. Swung through Jager for transmission on the way home. Busy night.


From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 10:11 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: jerks
umm...that shirt is boss. i want it.

sounds like you had a good night. were the _____ at Jager?



From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 10:53 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: jerks
____ was there and _____! as well. No one else, but I left at like 1130. There are some pretty sweet shirts at http://www.quantz.com/.

Dino is boss all around, but you are right about Marmaduke, that is funny… April 9th kills me.


From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 10:55 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: jerks
i wish we could have a Marmaduke T shirt.

see below, please advise.

string pong:

A quid pro quo conversational email that is personal in nature and takes place during the work day. Often a practice in one-up-manship.

Dude, our string pong match yesterday at work was awesome! Your subject headings were boss.

From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 10:57 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: jerks
I like it!


From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 10:57 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: jerks
p.s. i looked up your word and it's still listed as "undefined".


From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 10:58 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: jerks
Probably not approved yet, I wrote a boss definition.


From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 11:15 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: jerks
ok, it's been submitted. i gave your gmail because for some reason, mine doesn't work...which i'll have you take a look at when we have our next editing night. don't know what the deal is.

ugh. i'm about to throw down on a professional string pong. you wouldn't believe the back and forth!


From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 11:17 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: jerks
Maybe edit on Sunday? Or late Friday…


From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 2:16 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: jerks
http://marmadukeexplained.blogspot.com/2007/01/lets-get-mersh-announcing-first-ever_25.html


T SHIRT!!!!!


From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 2:29 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: jerks

How much does that boss!


From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 2:31 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: jerks

OMB Bossman,

i have been laughing my fool head off for the last half at the Marmaduke Blog. funnier by the fricken day.


From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 2:32 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: jerks
Xlnt

What is up for tonight? _____ wants to go dancin’ (we went out for Premo at lunch) might hit up the V.


From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 2:38 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: jerks
POP FCUKING QUIZ!

what will i be doing tonight?

a) i will be running through every sprinkler, naked in Uptown
b) much to everyone's chagrin, i will be working...PER USUAL
c) i will be ruing the day that i signed up for that hack gig
d) both b and c


From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 2:39 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: jerks
WHAT TIME DO YOU GET OFF SILLY?

(AND YEAH I FORGOT AGAIN)

AFTERBOOZE NOON


From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 2:41 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: jerks
well, if it's slow...9 or so. if it's busy 10 or so. then>?

of course you did...hence the snarky quiz.

afterbooze noon? sounds like a soft rock hit from the 70's.


From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 2:45 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: jerks
I THINK I WANT A T-SHIRT TOO. Damn caps…

I think we order two…

The Heart of Rock And Roll Is The Beat.


From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 2:48 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: jerks
i know. those shirts rock. i can deconstruct them and make em' cool, too. because i'm assuming they are all XXL bogus fitting t shirts. i wonder if he could hook us up with just and iron on? that would be BOSS.


From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 2:49 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: jerks
We could always just steal the graphic and make them…

It seems there will be sizes because he mentions extra cost for XXL…


From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 2:50 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: jerks
i just read his March (28) post...SOLD OUT! hopefully he's gotten back to it. must keep reading to find out......


From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 2:51 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: jerks

DAMN!

From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 2:54 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: jerks

MAN! i feel like we could create a better graphic, no? although, stealing this guy's idea would not be boss...especially considering that i may be in love with him.

From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 3:08 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: jerks
Shoot him an email, see when more will be available. Send him a boss pic of yourself!


From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 3:09 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: jerks
I am going to look for him on MySpace right now. then i will work on getting him to fall in love with me. and the T Shirts.


From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 3:10 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: jerks
I saw something about his band or something weird. Happy hunting.


From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 3:12 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: jerks

he's only 23!!!! just my type.

From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 3:37 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: jerks
wanna know something funny? _____ can't spell! HA! and it's all over MySpace.


From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 3:39 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: jerks

Twerp.


From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 3:39 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: jerks

i love that word.

bosscot

From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2007 7:22 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: cannon fodder

She did it again, I have to hand it to her. I was out with ____ at the Trock, went over to Memory lanes to meet up with a much healed and looking pretty darn good ____. I drove her home from there and then got sent on my way.

_____ is the boss.

From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2007 9:03 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: cannon fodder

Nice. maybe she should be my mascot.

From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2007 9:48 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: cannon fodder

Bosscot? Too far?

From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2007 10:14 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: cannon fodder

bosscot is good.

i have my elbows on the table today!

From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2007 10:22 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: GHB, to remember me by...

Head in hands?

We were just informed that we have to work 12% harder come Friday. Summer of love indeed.

We should probably start propagating our message to the world. Here is that list of blog sites we can start playing with:

http://www.fimoculous.com/archive/post-1825.cfm

the really funny one I was telling you about:


(Picture deleted)

Monday, May 28, 2007
Passing the gravy.

posted by Jessica Hagy at 5:45 PM 8 comments


From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2007 11:07 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: GHB, to remember me by...

the Marmaduke blog is HILARIOUS! that one is my fave so far.

check out
http://marmadukeexplained.blogspot.com/2007/05/marmaduke-is-asshole.html


From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2007 12:18 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: GHB, to remember me by...

(Picture deleted)


From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2007 12:28 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: GHB, to remember me by...

meh. no response.


From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2007 12:30 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: GHB, to remember me by...

Speaking of that, how is our www.urbandictionary.com definition coming along?

From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2007 2:13 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: GHB, to remember me by...

ok. actually have time to whistle a bit! let's start thinking about the weekend. plans?

From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2007 2:22 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: GHB, to remember me by...

Filling up quick, may have date with miss _____ on Friday, then Saturday I got roped into the city pages beer festival. So not boss. There will be like three beers I can drink.

We can try for WT bowling if it’s nice. But we always seem to get too drunk or spooned the night before…

What have you got?

Friday with ______ should be early, I should be either spooning or looking for more fun by 11. prolly looking for fun…


From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2007 2:24 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: GHB, to remember me by...

i got nothing. i may be stopping by a friend’s house Saturday during the day. other than that, i am a FREE boss.


From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2007 2:27 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: GHB, to remember me by...

_______ booty called me on Sunday night (on her way to ____ no less). I got a text on Monday saying that she was sorry about the booty call and that she was used to being the boss.
______ is still crazy. 2 more MySpace messages today, haven’t read them yet.


From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2007 2:28 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: FW: GHB, to remember me by...

And take a pic of _____ and his ______ on the way home today!

From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2007 2:30 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: GHB, to remember me by...

i'll do my best. it's on the shelter on my way to work. if i don't get it today...tomorrow for sure. it is RIDICULOUS!!!!

From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2007 4:23 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: FW: Resourceful by nature...

Shazam!


(Picture deleted)

Hungry Hungry Hipster

From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2007 11:42 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: the boss has the day off
seriously,
i can't even think straight today. my dream machine is a piece and i have NO internal clock...further proof that i am not cut out for the 9 to 5.


From: Bossman
Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2007 11:49 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss has the day off
I use the phone for back-up these days. I sent your 100 word bio to _____ and _____. ____ flipped, will hear back from ______ today I’d guess, if she is working.


From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2007 11:51 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss has the day off
what are you talking about? 100 word bio? flipped?!


From: Bossman
Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2007 11:53 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss has the day off
Your nutshell resume. 3 more hours….


From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2007 11:54 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss has the day off
you are BOSS. thanks.

3 more hours indeed. you leaving at 3 as well?


From: Bossman
Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2007 11:55 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss has the day off
Closer to 4, I’m taking lunch today, champions!


From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2007 11:58 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss has the day off
NICE! what is the best thing to eat at Champions?


From: Bossman
Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2007 11:59 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss has the day off
Premium!


From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2007 1:37 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss has the day off
how was "lunch"?


From: Bossman
Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2007 1:49 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss has the day off
Seven dollar delight!


From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2007 2:08 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss has the day off
hey, so i swear i saw _______ on a bus shelter poster this morning.


From: Bossman
Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2007 2:17 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss has the day off
Only $1.75, less than a cup of coffee a day, and you can feed this hungry hipster!


From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2007 2:19 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss has the day off
is that what the poster says!?


From: Bossman
Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2007 2:19 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss has the day off
That was just conjecture, I was just going to ask you, what bus shelter?


From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2007 2:21 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss has the day off
Hennepin and 9th...pretty sure. i was barely awake and the bus just whizzed by it. i was taken aback. shock and awe.


From: Bossman
Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2007 2:23 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss has the day off
I’m checking it out!!!


From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2007 2:34 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss has the day off
totally. i will check it out tomorrow when i have more time. are you planning on defacing it?


From: Bossman
Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2007 2:36 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: the boss has the day off
“String Pong Rulz”
“Rudy 2008”

I’ll think of something.


From: Bossette
Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2007 2:43 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: the boss has the day off
black bar over his eyes.


From: Bossman
To: Bossette
Date: Tue, 29 May 2007 14:44:23 -0500
Subject: RE: the boss has the day off
That says “BOSS”

Origin of Bossness

From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 8:48 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: OMG!
It is so Boss outside today!
Tough to work….

From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 8:50 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: OMG!
i know!! i'm heading up to the most BOSS spot downtown for lunch to luxuriate in the sun for and hour. then it's on to the hidden skyway happy hour joint at 3! i got the day all planned to waste.

From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 8:55 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: OMG!
Let me recommend the Marq 7 Lounge, killer happyhour.
I was so un-boss like by waking up at 8:15 today!!!!!
Used my come in late coupon…
Now to morning break!


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 8:56 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: OMG!
but this place is hidden away IN the skyway. we're going at 3 then coming back to work. gotta be inconspicuous.
out late last night?


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 9:30 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: OMG!
Absolutely. Visage was hopping again, then an afterparty. Silliness.
When you off work? I could use a little DT happyhour today. I’m meeting someone down there around 8, have to hit kinko’s beforehand.
I feel like getting boozy…


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 10:21 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: OMG!
what time will you be done working? i have plans around 7...so i can hang for a bit downtown. we could also hit up Uptown instead.
whatcha doin at Kinko's?


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 11:03 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: OMG!
I’ll be done before 430, I’ll probably head home then downtown. Perhaps I’ll meet with you then hit kinko’s, I’m printing a comic book.


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 11:04 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: OMG!
your comic book?
i can meet you in the crystal court at 5. i work right by the IDS/kinko's.


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 11:06 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: OMG!
I’m printing a collection of online comics for a gift….
Sounds like a good plan…
Work will be tough today….


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 11:10 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: OMG!
"work" is good here. i will be on MySpace all day. i am also reading, blogging and shopping.
it's a busy day.
we could come up with some sort of collaborative project. start a blog together, harass folks on MySpace, things of this nature.


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 11:11 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: OMG!
Agreed. Have to come up with something Boss.
The Bangles are playing 1st Ave this summer


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 11:13 AM
To: Bossman Subject:
RE: OMG!
walk like a boss


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 11:14 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: OMG!
OK, you win. That was boss.

My grandpa’s handle on the citizen’s band was “Bossman.”

My legacy is Boss.

From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 11:15 AM
To: Bossman Subject:
RE: OMG!
WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?!!?!?

seriously. i laugh my a$$ off in this cube day after day.

i was unaware that one could be genetically predisposed to being boss!

From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 11:20 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: OMG!
blog ideas:
1)something having to do with a guy/girl's take on being single/boss.
2)a blog devoted to slang
3)point/counterpoint
4)you and i just doing what we do best...being hilarious


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 11:23 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: OMG!
We could do a new made up or altered slang word a day…
Like http://www.girlsarepretty.com/ does with holidays.
We’ll start with boss obviously, the next one will be:
Debauchle.
Definition:
A debacle with sexy results.
Usage:
Predictably, that key party turned into a total debauchle.

From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 11:36 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: OMG!
i think between the 2 of us...we have plenty of stories to tell. we can create pen names, so nobody knows its us and we'll just let loose, unload and blow people's minds.
possible names:
1)double debauchery
2)boss, squared
3)these things happen; even to the boss of us

From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 11:38 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: OMG!
Boss.
I was just thinking about how much fun dressing up in costumes and taking our profile pictures was going to be.


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 11:41 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: OMG!
ok. well i bet we could still get away with being somewhat anonymous...which is SO BOSS by the way.
only the boss of them can remain on the D L.
what kinds of costumes were you thinking?


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 11:44 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: OMG!
Well there is the WT lawn bowling outfits to start. We’ll put black back bars over our faces…
My Girbaud cut-offs are pretty boss.
Yes anonymity is key.


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 1:04 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: OMG!
the SkyGarden is BOSS!!!!!!!


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 1:05 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: OMG!
Nice! What on earth is that and how much are mohitotinis?????


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 1:07 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: OMG!
it's just this garden on the top of this building in the Northstar building. nothing is served but you can sit under fancy umbrellas and stare and the Foshay while eating, drinking and doing whatever. i reckon you can bring your own mojitotinis.


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 1:10 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: OMG!
Our grounds are pretty nice, great view of the freeway.
Next week we’re gonna start playing whiffleball at lunch.
Athletes are boss?


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 1:16 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: OMG!
some athletes are boss.
football=not boss
rugby=boss
golf=not boss
polo=boss
baseball=not boss
whiffleball=boss
racquet ball=could be boss provided the goggles are cool
tennis=boss
car racing=not boss
bicycle racing=boss
basketball=not boss
harlem globe trotters=boss


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 1:22 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: OMB!
Hipster sports are not boss.
kickball=not boss
dodgeball=not boss
four square=reserving my boss on that one

Really we should just reprint our email strings on our blog every day.


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 1:23 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: OMB!
BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love that idea.
let's think of titles.


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 1:25 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: OMB!
Whatever, XXXXXXXXX
Then we could boss up some XXXXX slogans as daily titles.
The Next Boss


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 1:30 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: OMB!
of course!
don't know how well that keeps up the anonymity thing but i think we can work around that.
or:
string mean
chain yang
tug-of-boss


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 1:42 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: OMB!
The first step of anonymity will be not telling our friends about it and letting it percolate out by commenting on the Poline and Girl Friday or MNSpeak.
I think we have some ego-bossing genius on our hands here.
I’ve been spelling anonymity right all day but I just butchered genious.


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 1:46 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: OMB!
i think the string idea is brilliant however, i question the significance of making it a XXXXX thing...other than the endless play on words. if we just make it strictly corporate or strictly 2 people bored at work, i feel as if our options are endless. besides, what would we do if we quit?
thoughts? other than our bossness.
oh...new idea. we could just have a theme for the month. this way, we utilize all of our genious (i.e. slang, stories, etc..)


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 1:55 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: OMB!
I can agree with that. It will also reduce the possibility or our being fired if we keep it a nameless cubemaze.


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 1:56 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: OMB!
we will just have to make sure that our "signature" doesn't end up in the string.


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 2:01 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: OMB!
Should we reverse it so it reads chronologically?
The boss is that the ideas/topics will be free-flowing. Change randomly all the time….
String mean is pretty good, but then we’d have to be meaner.
Got a play on ping pong?
String pong?
How personal are we going to let it get?
We going to start with this one?


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 2:12 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: OMB!

We could put this string in the "about" section.

P.S. i love STRING PONG


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 2:14 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: String Pong
Can I use Bossman as my handle Bossette? Or we could just go with dick and jane.
Tug of boss is not bad.
Love the idea of putting this one in the “about” section!!!
STRING PONG it is!!!
Set it up


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 2:17 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: String Pong
XXXXXXX is the pass if you have no objections


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 2:19 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: String Pong
You making us a G-Mail account as well?
sweet


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 2:21 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: String Pong
the only weird thing is that it asks for a previous email that you sign in with. wtf!?


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 2:22 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: String Pong
On G-Mail? You can give then a cell number to send password to as well…


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 2:26 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: String Pong
stringpong is unavailable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 2:27 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: String Pong
Oh yeah, right you can’t get into G-Mail from XXXXXX.
I have it linked to my t-mobile. Sneaky.
WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?
Stick a hyphen in there I’m not standing for this!


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 2:31 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: String Pong
only numbers and letters!!!!!!!! string pong boss?


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 2:34 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: String Pong
Grrr… let’s not be too hasty here. Should we host the blog at a site that isn’t so draconian? I kinda want to have like song and picture of the day stuff in there. Honestly I don’t know what I’m talking about.


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 2:35 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: String Pong
i am getting pissed over here. i created a gmail account for us but since i had to use an existing email it has my full name on it!


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 2:39 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: String Pong
What?
Don’t they just send you the password to that account?
Also.
Is string pong taken for G-Mail or for blogger.com? confused.



From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 2:39 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: String Pong
give me a few. i'm working it out HARD over here.
showing this site who's boss


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 2:40 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: String Pong
This string is going to be Boss as hell in the “about” section


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 2:49 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: String Pong
i can delete my account and be stringpongbossette and you can be stringpongboss, then we'll be good.


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 2:53 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: String Pong
No keep it but also make a bossette one, we can forward all the email from bossette and boss to the bosses account!
We only have to watch one account then but it’ll be split for blogger.com purposes…


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 3:00 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: String Pong
can you check gmail from your phone?
if so, log into stringpong@gmail.com, pass=XXXXXXX and accept the invite to be an author.


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 3:06 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: String Pong
crap. i was stoked to have our first post up. i'm not giving up.
i'm going back in


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 3:08 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: String Pong
Idle time can be spent making it look pretty.


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 3:57 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: everything's coming up Guinness!
wow that was Boss.
i didn't get your attachment


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 4:01 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: everything's coming up Guinness!
Just said that we hated you a little bit when we saw the picture….


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 4:01 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: everything's coming up Guinness!
i had to. it's the boss in me


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 4:09 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: everything's coming up Guinness!

(DELETED PHOTO)

LEAVING IN LIKE 5 MINUTES!!!!!


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 4:13 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: everything's coming up Guinness!
WHOAAAAA!
i love you
see you at 5

does "sooooooooooooo sexy" mean ugly?

From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 8:56 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: workin for the weekend

what's the worst thing about rollerblading?


From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 8:56 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend

Broken wrists?



From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 8:57 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend

telling your parents that you're gay.



From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 8:58 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend

Boss.
I’m free after 10 tomorrow…



From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 9:00 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend


what do you mean, "free"? are you done working at 10?


From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 9:01 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend


I have an engagement that will go until about ten. ____ is out of town, we could play at mine? That’s cheap, I still have tons of crappy wine…




From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 9:04 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend


sounds boss. i can't remember what i'll be doing until then...i'm sure it will come to me.
i get to watch a sweet "Diversity Training" video today.



From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 9:41 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend

I’m feeling so diverse right now.
I think it’s the acid wash jeans.



From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 9:42 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend


you have acid washed jeans!? i have an acid washed jacket but damn!

i am the epitome of diversity. people should just observe me for a day.



From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 10:14 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend

Circumstance robbed me of FOGO again.
So not boss.
Man, I hope it sunny this weekend, need to work on my Farmer’s tan.



From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 10:20 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend


i guess you'll have to get your meat fix elsewhere.
this month has been crap for sunny weekends. i have literally had one day in the sun. i need my vitamin D. plus, i look boss with a suntan.



From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 10:46 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend

I’m sure you do! You are looking a bit pasty on ________…
My Google calendar tells me best chance for sun is Sat and Monday.




From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 10:47 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend


that's cold blooded, boss.



From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 10:54 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend

My friend _____ is incensed that _____ made it in there… she wishes you great speed in launching _______.
How did the meeting go?



From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 10:58 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend

it went great. ________ is far more professional and creative. he took notes, did sketches and had a lot to contribute. he is getting _______ in August and is busy with planning, so that sucks but i know he'll come through. he is boss.

well, i think _______ is far more concerned with _____ _____ of hipsters/friends than highlighting individuality, which is why my _____ will be boss.



From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 11:04 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend


So are we hipsters or friends?

Did you see what someone wrote under my last ______ in there? Had to laugh…


From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 11:07 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend

That and I was ugly…

Must not have liked my facial boss.



From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 11:10 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend


does "sooooooooooooo sexy" mean ugly?


From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 11:17 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend

that was the _______ under the _____ of you at the ______ ____ party.




From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 11:23 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend


Oh wow, that is embarrassing…



From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 1:47 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend


that isn't embarrasing...it's BOSS.



From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 1:48 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend

______ isn’t copping to writing it either.
Was probably ________…



From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 3:18 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend


i'm bored out of my mind.
what are you doing to keep your self occupado?


From: Bossman
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 3:26 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend


www.qwantz.com



From: Bossette
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 3:29 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: workin for the weekend

i also like the expressions on the T Rex's face...looks like he's gonna kill the other one.

birthrights

From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 10:02 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: is ____'s B-day the 20th?


When is yours?


From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 10:03 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: is '_____'s B-day the 20th?

don't know her B Day. mine is in _______. i will be ______.

damn that's boss.


From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 10:07 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: is _____'s B-day the 20th?

What’s the date? Updating the calendar this morning.

My Google Calander is Boss.


From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 10:11 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: is _____'s B-day the 20th?


Adult. Is a band, they are at 7th st. I think…



From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 10:19 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: is ______'s B-day the 20th?

add this to your calander

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boss


From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 10:23 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: is _____'s B-day the 20th?



Boss. That’s the day after Fight Club Day.

I boss wiki.


From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 11:52 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: is _____'s B-day the 20th?

i just got my paper statement for my checking account....nice.




From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 12:01 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: is _____'s B-day the 20th?

Thanks, I wondered if you could see the note…

You busy today?
Happy hour tomorrow?




From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 12:05 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: is _____'s B-day the 20th?

yes, well done.

i work _______ and ________ night so happy hour is impossible for me. at least until i quit that job.

sort of busy today. the afternoons are always slower for me. what about you? do you go out to lunch every day?


From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 12:10 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: is ______'s B-day the 20th?



I never go for lunch, I sit here for ten hours and collect the OT. That’s how I Boss. I usually work pretty hard until 9 then it’s spotty.

I keep forgetting about this night job thing. Where do you work again?

Next week, no OT will be paid because of the holiday so I’m taking lunches, leaving early Friday and generally slacking all week. Yes!

I’ll be downtown for FOGO! Tomorrow at like 2, be out of there around 4, then looking (in vain) for a happyhour companion. Either that or playing tennis on an impossibly full stomach and bum knee.



From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 12:16 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: is ______'s B-day the 20th?

you work 10 hours a day?! wtf.

i work at the _______ in ______. i am REALLY sick of it and would love to quit but the extra $400-600 a month from 2 shifts a week is hard to live without. i 've thought about just leaving and dealing with being broke...sort of a motivational push to force me to get another gig.

tennis...you boss?




From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 12:27 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: is ____'s B-day the 20th?

Yeah, I supplement my income with OT and bonuses… It’s about the same amount of hours, but I don’t have to go across town.

I’ll probably have 20 hours OT on the next check, sweet…. All hail 27 bucks an hour!

Pretty boss at tennis, but not as boss as I used to be. Really its all about the short shorts now…

Serious question, does _____ still get jealous when we hang out? Who is she jealous of?




From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 1:22 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: is ______'s B-day the 20th?

they don't have a problem with all the OT? cool.

I can't really figure ____ out. she's given me tude in the past about it, then told me i should _____ you, now i don't know. i got Boss with her in general about the jealousy issue and told her that i won't stand for her getting mad at me for hanging out with you and that she shouldn't feel threatened or whatever, so who knows what she thinks now. what do you think?


From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 1:30 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: is _____'s B-day the 20th?

I thought we were past that now. When did she tell you you should ____ me? After the break up? I still think that is weird.

I’ve pretty much told her straight out that I’m waiting for her to straighten her head out and then she and I are dating.

_____ asked me to throw her a surprise birthday party….




From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 1:34 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: is _____'s B-day the 20th?

that was a couple weeks ago. i think she's past it but who knows what she really thinks. i told her that i'm not the kind of person to try and steal a guy, i'm boss, i don't need to do that. it's more of a trust issue with me and i get offended when anyone thinks anything but the boss of me. i think she just thought that you and i get along so well that...

what did she say when you told her you were waiting?

ok, when are these birthdays?




From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:19 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: is ____'s B-day the 20th?

She thanked me I think, obviously it was kinda a weird conversation. I believe she asked me to spend the night about 5 minutes later…

I believe _____’s is ____ __.

_____ is def _____ __.

______ is shortly after as well.

____ asked me to throw _____ a party if that wasn’t clear.



From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:46 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: is _____'s B-day the 20th?

it should be outrageous nevertheless




From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 3:10 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: is ____'s B-day the 20th?

Actually I think it’s a pretty bad idea unless we keep it really small.




From: Bossette
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 3:10 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: is ______'s B-day the 20th?

why? drama? i can help.




From: Bossman
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 3:11 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: is _____'s B-day the 20th?

Cool. Let’s talk about it over some lawn bowling this weekend…

Subject Heading Battle

From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 9:33 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: let's get it started in here...

Good morning dear.

Did you get convinced to go to the England swings? I must admit they have a sweet flyer….



From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 9:38 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: pour me a drink and i'll tell you some lies

i am convinced that it'll be better than the tribute show however, i'm roped into that crap.

nap time is nigh.


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 9:50 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: morning will come when i'm not ready.

OK, cool. I’m going to try not to go either. Those ladies can make an awfully enticing argument though….



There is talk of Dim Sum with ______, _ + _. for lunch as well… That actually sounds good.

Your _______ friend seems cool; you guys have to get cracking on that. Who is your web designer?


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 9:55 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: ________________________

so you are NOT going to the t rock?!

ok, yeah i know. i can't explain how frustrated i am with our "designer"...who was there last night. i also sent some stuff to my other friend ______ who is awesome but is in the midst of planning a wedding. i'm stumped.


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 10:01 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: fire up the shoesaw

No, I’m trying not to go. I should still be able to hang out later if you’d like, perhaps the ___ could be convinced to swing by for ____ _____ after the show. Tell ghost stories in the _____ ___…

I’ve got a designer, cheap and not overly busy. And some of the hottest girl punk style you have ever seen.


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 10:05 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: rockin' this town like a moldy crouton

cool. yeah...___ sounds good. i'm hoping that i make it past the show...maybe i'll catch a wind or 2.

who's your designer? how cheap is cheap? i am starting to come to grips with the fact that we may need to shell out the dough.


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 10:20 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: Re: Tard

Her name is _________ (___). Good friend of mine and total hottie. She was working at a corporate design place called _______ ________, is now doing freelance / contract work. I’m sure she’ll give you a sweet deal. I’ll make sure she does.

You may have seen her around as well, she looks like _______. She is actually in the background on the latest picture posted in my comment on myspace. When she gets online I’ll ask her about your project.

What sorts of features are you looking for?


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 10:25 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: Tard (AWESOME!!!)

oh, yeah i have seen her around. ummmm right now we'd love someone to actually just do our logo. we have the idea...just need someone to actually execute it and make it a reality. so actually, i should probably start searching for a _______ ________. the thing is this...our friend was going to help us for free, which limited things. she was going to design a logo, help with cards and marketing tools and basically help jazz up a blog template. if we actually pay someone, it changes the whole ballgame.

ugh, seriously...so pissed about all this whistlin' dixie with the project.


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 10:38 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: dancing on the backs of the bruised

You had been kicking my ass in the subject game, very impressive. I had to pull out something special.

I’ll talk to ___ about it. I have some other people too but they would be more money. Ever heard of ____ ______? He was supposed to stencil / spray paint my new speakers….


What is the idea?


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 10:43 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: groove is in the heart

well, in general it's 2 images with our name...______________________________ ___________________________ _______________ cards and wherever. kind of ______ style.


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 10:52 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: infant freebasing

You know how I feel about ______! Get IN my ironic guerilla art!

Sounds cool

OK, one further idea. If you go for the _______ motif you ABSOLUTELY need to get some ______ _____. Every time you take someone’s ______ you ___ ____ _____ on the _______ in front of them…


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 10:59 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: visual whiskey

I was not aware of your feelings for _______ but am please that you share the love.

DAMN...THAT IDEA ROX!!!!! you are too good.

i have lost the will to work. i am going to whistle dixie all day.


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 11:19 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: territorial pissing

That Idea more than ROX honey. No one will ever stop you from doing it, as you will have an official-looking ______, the stuff washes off in the rain and it will scare the bejesus out of _____ and _____ the when they see then start to appear. You should make sure you put one the wash ave bridge and outside of everyday people as a sort of call to arms!


You could make poster ones for the skyways…


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 11:22 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: i left my wallet in El Segundo

hell yes! i'm totally tagging Espresso Royale!

and as for the skyways...perhaps right on the glass!?


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 11:29 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: IF YOU SUFFER FROM A SNAKE BITE, PLEASE NOTIFY THE NEAREST FLIGHT ATTENDANT.

Did we talk about this? Did you see the ______ he dedicated to me?


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 11:33 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie

yup. i saw it. i also like the comment left about you having a point. SNAP


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 2:20 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: True Love; False Idols

Got a text from ___ while I was in my one-on-one with my manager

“let me know if you can take a break

from work 2 drive me 2 hcmc! I smashed

my face in last night on my bike

I gotta get stitches or something!”



From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 2:22 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: for relaxing times, make it Santori time

HOLY CRAP! that sucks. you should take her.


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 2:27 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: I strive for _____ ____________ every day. If you believe I've gone above and beyond, please visit _______ today!

Of course! I would have in a heartbeat but she got a ride before I got out of my meeting. I talked to her a bit though, sounds like she got f-ed up!!! I’m going to have her come over tonight for a movie and strong drinks. You should totally stop by after Neil!


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 2:32 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: the "______ of ___" indeed!

what happened to her? did she get hit by a careless driver? riding bikes is scary!


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 2:35 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: i am ten ninja

She crashes all the time, too drunk too late and going to fast. This is the first bad facial though.


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 2:38 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: E=Mc2

ouch...i wonder if she broke her nose or lost an eye?! i would be mad if i jacked up my face.


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 2:41 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: the glass is half broken

Maybe a nose, still has the peepers. She said “at least I’m not a model”


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 2:43 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: lick the marmot

wow, bummer. does she have a BF?

p.s. how else are you wasting your time today? i think we need to work on our resumes.


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 2:52 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: cassettes won't listen

I think I’m the closest thing she has to a BF these days, bummer I’m so superficial.

I had super long meeting with boss, then went for Dim Sum with _, _ and ______.

Resume workout is def in order!!!


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 2:58 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: Jon Benet dossier

there is a baby crying in a cube somewhere on this floor.


From: Bossman
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 3:26 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: "Shhh! I heard it again, i think it's comming from _that_ way"

That’s disgusting.


OK, I’m about out of here, call me later. I think I may have won this round of Subject battle, but you had some amazing stuff and some of mine was recycled.

We begin again on Monday.


TOP 5

1. RE: Tard
2. the glass is half broken
3. ___________________________
4. pour me a drink and i'll tell you some lies
5. I strive for ____ ________ every day. If you believe I've gone above and beyond, please visit ____________/ today!

What’s your list?


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 3:49 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: "Shhh! I heard it again, i think it's comming from _that_ way"

i agree. you were stellar. a lot of mine were quotes, song lines and recycled quips. monday i start anew!

ok my top 5 are

1. RE: Tard

2.infant freebasing

3.lick the marmot

4.Jon Benet dossier

5.the glass is half broken