Friday, July 6, 2007

Bossday 2007

From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 8:34 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: birth of boss


Happy Birthday BOSS!!!!!

From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 8:38 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss


<3

From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 8:39 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss


i know you don't want to hear this on your birthday but i may be dying. i'm trying to get to the doctor ASAP. i hope that i can make it tonight but if somehow i'm contagious, i may have to stay in.


From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 8:41 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss

Wow.


Before you keel you should know that you are by far the bossest chick I’ve met in absolute ages.


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 8:44 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss


thanks.


seriously. i don't think i've ever felt so sick in my life. i seem to be experiencing every symptom there is all at once. i have no clue what it is. sort of feels like mono sounds.


From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 9:01 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss


Feel better Boss. Get yourself mended by Sunday if you can’t make it tonight. We’ll miss you, but get well.


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 10:29 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss


no matter what, i am applying for that job. you have no idea how bad it is here.


From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 10:39 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss


Have you looked at the req?


How does it look? I think you would come in making more money than ____.


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 10:42 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss

I have looked at it. the salary is "DOQ". so, why wouldn't ____ apply?


From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 10:44 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss

It is her exact job, so she can’t there has been talk about her quitting and applying…


I have no idea what DOQ means.


Does it look like something you would like to do?


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 10:48 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss


DOQ is "depends on qualifications."


I am definitely qualified and it does sound fun. the only job i have truly enjoyed was working in education. i miss it and i am this close to walking out of here for good. can't take it.


does ____ like it?


From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 10:50 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss


I think you would like it, _____seems to think you are the best candidate, I guess there are people coming out of woodwork to apply though.


I think ____ and the gal the position replaces will be recommending the top handful of candidates to their manager, and the hire will happen there. Salary range is 33-38 I believe


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 10:55 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss


awesome. i am really stoked to apply. i need to get all my stuff in order ASAP. i need to one-up everyone else.


there's this whole online application stuff that i'm not the biggest fan of. i'll have to figure that out.


From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 10:56 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss


After we get you online, we’ll send a nice word doc to ____ directly…


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 11:00 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss


i heart you. you are the ambassador of boss.


From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 11:24 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss


Office girl just wrote We should get together sometime.”


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 11:26 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss


wow. how long has she been there? she is not wasting ANY time.


From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 11:27 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss


Like a month, but we just started communicating on the 25th.


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 11:36 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss


another crazy.


From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 11:39 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss


Oh dear


Haha I do sass a lot and I do like to be roughed up a bit


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 11:42 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss


WHAT is that!?


From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 11:43 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss


Form office girl, things just took a turn, I’m meeting her in the stairwell at noon.


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 11:45 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss


WHAT!!!!!!!!!


From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 11:48 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss


Totally kidding, but…


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 11:48 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss

BUT WHAT?


From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 11:51 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss


Looks like she is on the line.


Seriously I’m just sitting here…


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 11:52 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss

maybe it's my fever but i'm totally lost.


is she calling you?


From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 11:57 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss


Haha, no, on the line like fishing…


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 11:58 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss


oh, sorry. my wit levels are low due to sickness.


From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 12:00 PM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss


No worries…


When is your dr. appt?


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 1:07 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss


it's at 3:30. i'll be leaving here soon though.


From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 1:10 PM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss


OK, give me the text with the prognosis, regardless of if you are able are able to make it.


From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 1:13 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss

ok. will do boss.

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