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cryptic conversations

From: Bossette
Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 10:29 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: damn gophers

do you ever email ___?

this transcript thing is not good. i either have to go get it in person or send away by mail for it, which takes 3 days. either way, the ___ wants it attached in an email, so wtf?! i don't know. i'm trying to expedite this process and i can't very well call the ___ from here so...suggestions? it seems like the ___ should just be able to access it, no?

i will keep digging.

From: Bossman

Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 10:33 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: damn gophers

You could always call the ___ from the skylounge.

What was I emailing her about again?

From: Bossette
Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 10:37 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: damn gophers

nothing. i'm still working on it.

From: Bossman

Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 10:38 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: damn gophers

She is asking about the email transcript right now…

From: Bossette
Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 10:39 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: damn gophers

i was wondering if i could use my "unofficial" transcript.

From: Bossman

Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 10:39 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: damn gophers

You can email the unofficial I think and bring the official…

From: Bossette
Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 10:42 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: damn gophers

dude, my transcript is BOSS!

From: Bossman
Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 10:44 AM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: damn gophers

I’ll bet, mine is total chump

From: Bossman

Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 10:52 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: damn gophers

Ok, just got word, don’t worry about transcript, bring an official, it really necessary until they hire you…

From: Bossette
Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 10:55 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: damn gophers

cool. i'll still attach the unofficial...you know, to prove that i can.

From: Bossman

Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 10:56 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: damn gophers

Dino from Friday was so funny

From: Bossette
Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 11:01 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: damn gophers

haven't read that in awhile.

From: Bossman

Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 11:03 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: damn gophers

Oh and the one I though was Friday is actually from today, (he was up and working way early)

Elbows?

From: Bossman

Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 11:05 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: damn gophers

____: here are my interview questions I have so far: Do you like dino comics? Do you own a cat? Do you enjoy coming up with fashionable, yet unique and quirky outfits to wear to work? And will you eat at NoCo with me once per week?

From: Bossette
Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 11:05 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: damn gophers

is this from ____?

From: Bossette
Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 11:05 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: damn gophers

well...kind of. i just got the transcript thing figured out and i have a lot of personal business i'd like to get done on the clock. other than that...pretty good, maybe one elbow. i think i'll be able to do some editing at some point today.

you?

From: Bossman

Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 11:07 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: damn gophers

Like ¼ elbow…

Slack city today, I’ll try to hit it hard after lunch, well lunchtime anyway…

From: Bossman

Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 11:07 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: damn gophers

In Instant Message yes…

From: Bossette
Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 11:09 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: damn gophers

_____: here are my interview questions I have so far:

Do you like dino comics? LOVE IT...especially the T Rex. Do you own a cat? nope...used to live with a bunch though. Do you enjoy coming up with fashionable, yet unique and quirky outfits to wear to work? i'm wearing one right now. And will you eat at NoCo with me once per week? at least.

From: Bossman

Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 11:11 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: damn gophers

____: She's perfect!

She should buy a cat though... ;)

From: Bossette
Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 11:14 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: damn gophers

if i did it would for sure be HUGE and it's name would be one of the following (or something like it):

Carl

Sir Naps-a-lot

Jud Nelson

Squirrel

From: Bossette
Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 1:16 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: damn gophers

joe mathlete finally snapped. http://marmadukeexplained.blogspot.com/

From: Bossman

Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 1:21 PM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: damn gophers

On my birthday no less…

“Marmaduke may or may not have his balls caught in a sprinklerhead.”

From: Bossette
Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 1:22 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: damn gophers

well...i was referring to Friday's post.

From: Bossman
Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 1:23 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: damn gophers

Yeah I know; I hadn’t read in a while, I read back to that line, laughed out loud.

From: Bossette
Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 1:23 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: damn gophers

so yeah...your birthday. but the quote was from another day.

Anyway

From: Bossman

Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 1:25 PM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: damn gophers

You should send him a myspace comment to encourage him to keep going…

From: Bossette
Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 1:25 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: damn gophers

maybe so.

From: Bossette
Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 1:27 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: damn gophers

can you think of anything extremely patriotic to do in MPLS?

From: Bossman
Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 1:29 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: damn gophers

Wow! Um, visit Fort Snelling?

Take a Segue tour of the stone arch bridge?

(that’s more local but…)

From: Bossman

Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 1:30 PM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: damn gophers

The M.O.A?

Nothing says patriotism like commerce!

From: Bossette
Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 1:31 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: damn gophers

true that. i wish Fat Tuesdays was still there. that place rocked my FACE.

From: Bossman
Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 1:51 PM
To: Bossette
Subject: RE: damn gophers

Office girl.

This email came out of no where.

Any question you would ask of it I probably would not be able so answer, it stands alone as the greatest HUH!?!? Email I think I gave ever received.

Here we are:

I believe I have what most spend their lives searching for... lost, empty. It would take quite an email and much debate to get past cliché and open you up to the possiblity that a great connection does and can exist.

There are complexes in our lives-everywhere. We all are great complexes. Everything we develop and become is based off complexes and how we learn from them. We would be nothing nor extraordinary if such a thing did not exist.

From: Bossette
Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 1:54 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: damn gophers

Office girl

This email came out of no where.

Any question you would ask of it I probably would not be able so answer, it stands alone as the greatest HUH!?!? Email I think I gave ever received.

Here we are:

I believe I have what most spend their lives searching for... lost, empty(this is what i'm searching for?!). It would take quite an email and much debate to get past cliché (what cliche?)and open you up to the possiblity that a great connection does and can exist.(betwixt you two?)

There are complexes (like bulidings?) in our lives-everywhere. We all are great complexes. Everything we develop and become is based off complexes and how we learn from them. We would be nothing nor extraordinary if such a thing did not exist. WTF does this mean?!

i think you're response, if any, should be just as cryptic.

From: Bossman

Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 2:01 PM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: damn gophers

____: Tell ____to turn in her application ASAP!!

Boss: when will the listing expire?

____: Well, it says open until filled...but that is not really true.

The cut-off is sort of this week...we already got about 30 or so...

Boss: what is really true?

she'll have it this week for sure, keep it open 'till friday.

or until you get hers

____: We are meeting on Thursday afternoon to read all them...so try to have her turn it in then.

By Thursday morning if possible.

From: Bossette
Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 2:08 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: damn gophers

thanks.

the resume is done. i have my references. i have the unofficial transcript and i am writing the cover letter tonight. should be in by tonight via the online process.

From: Bossman

Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 2:21 PM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: damn gophers

I guess there are over 30 applications already…

From: Bossette
Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 2:23 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: damn gophers

i know, i saw. looks like i won't be going to my friend's b day party tonight. either that or i don't obsess about the cover letter. dude.

From: Bossman

Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 2:37 PM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: damn gophers

Panel interview!!!

Haha!!!

From: Bossette
Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 2:37 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: damn gophers

what!?

stop blowing my mind.

From: Bossman

Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 2:38 PM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: damn gophers

Fortunately I tipped you off on ____’s questions!!!

From: Bossette
Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 2:39 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: damn gophers

good luck cleaning up today's!

From: Bossman

Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 2:42 PM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: damn gophers

No chance, in fact I was thinking we’d leave it out entirely…

It is kinda funny though…

Especially office girl, she deserves a column or two…

From: Bossette
Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 2:43 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: damn gophers

yeah, just use the easiest one.

Bossday 2007

From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 8:34 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: birth of boss

Happy Birthday BOSS!!!!!

From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 8:38 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss

<3

From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 8:39 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss

i know you don't want to hear this on your birthday but i may be dying. i'm trying to get to the doctor ASAP. i hope that i can make it tonight but if somehow i'm contagious, i may have to stay in.

From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 8:41 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss

Wow.

Before you keel you should know that you are by far the bossest chick I’ve met in absolute ages.

From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 8:44 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss

thanks.

seriously. i don't think i've ever felt so sick in my life. i seem to be experiencing every symptom there is all at once. i have no clue what it is. sort of feels like mono sounds.

From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 9:01 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss

Feel better Boss. Get yourself mended by Sunday if you can’t make it tonight. We’ll miss you, but get well.

From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 10:29 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss

no matter what, i am applying for that job. you have no idea how bad it is here.

From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 10:39 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss

Have you looked at the req?

How does it look? I think you would come in making more money than ____.

From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 10:42 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss

I have looked at it. the salary is "DOQ". so, why wouldn't ____ apply?

From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 10:44 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss

It is her exact job, so she can’t there has been talk about her quitting and applying…

I have no idea what DOQ means.

Does it look like something you would like to do?

From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 10:48 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss

DOQ is "depends on qualifications."

I am definitely qualified and it does sound fun. the only job i have truly enjoyed was working in education. i miss it and i am this close to walking out of here for good. can't take it.

does ____ like it?

From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 10:50 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss

I think you would like it, _____seems to think you are the best candidate, I guess there are people coming out of woodwork to apply though.

I think ____ and the gal the position replaces will be recommending the top handful of candidates to their manager, and the hire will happen there. Salary range is 33-38 I believe

From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 10:55 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss

awesome. i am really stoked to apply. i need to get all my stuff in order ASAP. i need to one-up everyone else.

there's this whole online application stuff that i'm not the biggest fan of. i'll have to figure that out.

From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 10:56 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss

After we get you online, we’ll send a nice word doc to ____ directly…

From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 11:00 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss

i heart you. you are the ambassador of boss.

From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 11:24 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss

Office girl just wrote “We should get together sometime.”

From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 11:26 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss

wow. how long has she been there? she is not wasting ANY time.

From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 11:27 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss

Like a month, but we just started communicating on the 25^th.

From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 11:36 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss

another crazy.

From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 11:39 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss

Oh dear

“Haha I do sass a lot and I do like to be roughed up a bit”

From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 11:42 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss

WHAT is that!?

From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 11:43 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss

Form office girl, things just took a turn, I’m meeting her in the stairwell at noon.

From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 11:45 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss

WHAT!!!!!!!!!

From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 11:48 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss

Totally kidding, but…

From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 11:48 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss

BUT WHAT?

From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 11:51 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss

Looks like she is on the line.

Seriously I’m just sitting here…

From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 11:52 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss

maybe it's my fever but i'm totally lost.

is she calling you?

From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 11:57 AM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss

Haha, no, on the line like fishing…

From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 11:58 AM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss

oh, sorry. my wit levels are low due to sickness.

From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 12:00 PM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss

No worries…

When is your dr. appt?

From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 1:07 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss

it's at 3:30. i'll be leaving here soon though.

From: Bossman

Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 1:10 PM

To: Bossette

Subject: RE: birth of boss

OK, give me the text with the prognosis, regardless of if you are able are able to make it.

From: Bossette
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 1:13 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: birth of boss

ok. will do boss.